There's candy in my van!!
Well there would be if I owned a van. One day maybe...Anyways! I'll be posting shit I find funny,entertaining, or that makes my balls tingle...in a PG-13 kind of way...
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me: *saves videogame*
me:
me:
me: did i save
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guys I’m never pausing icarly again what the fuck is happening here
NEVER
AGAIN
Let’s not forget
I love how theres the “G” symbol at the top and then BAM breast
wh
those are boobs
they didnt censor it
boobs
on
a
fucking
kids
show
.
.
.
.
how
It wasn’t until it was aired that they noticed it I think.
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14828 when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- they kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- obama won sex
- romney lost sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- monday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
what about sunday
sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus
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53 marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
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101743 307 2470 sometimes i’m like “wow i hate myself and want to die” but on good days i’m just like “wow i hate myself”
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