There's candy in my van!!

News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence.

News in America: Cannibal eats man's face.

Britain: What?

News in America: Man throws his own intestines at police.

News in Canada: Body parts mailed to government.

News in America: Women kills and eats 3 week old son.

Britain: Erm.

News in Britain: Our butterfly population is still declining.

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