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hammerito:

There’s a really specific kind of terror that washes over you at the bottom of a squat with 305 lbs. on your back when you realize there isn’t a prayer you’re standing up on your own without a can of spinach and some meth.

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1. ray-ray said: I’ve encountered this panic attack too many times to count.
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   There’s also a special kind of terror getting the text explaining this lord god where’s my meth.

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18. monkeyfrog said: It’s awesome because using meth means no teeth to catch the spinach in. Perfect!
19. ro-s-aspa-rks said: A German guy weight lifting at the Olympics, yesterday, dropped a weight on head during a snatch. It was the scariest thing I’ve ever seen.
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