Well there would be if I owned a van. One day maybe…Anyways! I’ll be posting shit I find funny,entertaining, or that makes my balls tingle…in a PG-13 kind of way…Tumblr (3.0; @candyinmuhvan)http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/37d20106183634effde3fdbd920668e2/tumblr_mn6fr0I7gf1r9prsfo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/00d41517c9bf6becb6f4be10cfc071ad/tumblr_mn6fr0I7gf1r9prsfo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b9e8fc8f1284fad50b8221ae559e5747/tumblr_mn6fr0I7gf1r9prsfo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c7e6c1de11a6b238fbe7033a77842cc7/tumblr_mn6fr0I7gf1r9prsfo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51350266757http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51350266757Sat, 25 May 2013 22:18:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a89d903f475c37602ae1cb4bc7d3632c/tumblr_mmr6zzJtts1rvoosho1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51350233317http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51350233317Sat, 25 May 2013 22:18:28 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4cc508cb0523887f710a5034530a5329/tumblr_mlzfw7JQga1rvnnvyo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4e341003c5917411a7aed172df7cb007/tumblr_mlzfw7JQga1rvnnvyo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d677e40c680c4f52075df4c352ceb15a/tumblr_mlzfw7JQga1rvnnvyo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d67bf169f341feebade346779ecfe811/tumblr_mlzfw7JQga1rvnnvyo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51341963988http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51341963988Sat, 25 May 2013 20:10:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/957d3c6e03cc7fe0ecfc9dfa342822de/tumblr_mn5s9x0HYB1rkq5hho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51341919333http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51341919333Sat, 25 May 2013 20:09:48 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dearjimmoriarty.tumblr.com/post/44680986669/lesbian-shouted-the-sorting-hat">dearjimmoriarty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“LESBIAN!” shouted the sorting hat</p> </blockquote>http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51341903465http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51341903465Sat, 25 May 2013 20:09:33 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pfefferi.tumblr.com/post/23832307900/the-word-radical-reminds-me-of-this-cup">pfefferi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the word radical reminds me of this cup</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4nqcnRQtF1r4g7sf.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51341847100http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51341847100Sat, 25 May 2013 20:08:39 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZwS14TiO7Pk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://itfeelslikegold.tumblr.com/post/51255533381/getbackinthewagonwoman-freshprincesubs-will">itfeelslikegold</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://getbackinthewagonwoman.tumblr.com/post/51254636870/freshprincesubs-will-jaden-smith-performing">getbackinthewagonwoman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://freshprincesubs.tumblr.com/post/51248247713/will-jaden-smith-performing-on-the-graham-norton">freshprincesubs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Will & Jaden Smith performing on the Graham Norton Show a Switch/Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme tune remix with an appearance from DJ Jazzy Jeff & Alfonso Ribeiro :)</p> <p>aka THE BEST THING EVER!!</p> </blockquote> <p>i’ve never seen bradley cooper happier</p> </blockquote> <p>That was perfect.</p> </blockquote>http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51337817577http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51337817577Sat, 25 May 2013 19:04:49 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/da3a858bc41e16722ea271bf518f326a/tumblr_mn8672xK3I1sp29fao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51337723708http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51337723708Sat, 25 May 2013 19:03:20 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_51337691925" src="http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51337691925/audio_player_iframe/candyinmuhvan/tumblr_mnd4j49lt91qzw6dc?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fcandyinmuhvan%2F51337691925%2Ftumblr_mnd4j49lt91qzw6dc" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lilianlies.tumblr.com/post/51312096736">lilianlies</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/841b28bff2c21582f2e7d4c3a8162fea/tumblr_inline_mnd597H2VW1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51337691925http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51337691925Sat, 25 May 2013 19:02:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4580dfd96cd38db55ab196460fc5f172/tumblr_mn6s6w3nsi1snd66po3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/90ea905ed66c43ed3427e30b6f129964/tumblr_mn6s6w3nsi1snd66po2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c7823bf1b250cbc8756fa57823b5793d/tumblr_mn6s6w3nsi1snd66po1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://officialguysidfuck.tumblr.com/post/51327334207" class="tumblr_blog">officialguysidfuck</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Ryan Stack #<a href="http://www.guysidfuck.com">guysidfuck</a></p></blockquote>http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51337564212http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51337564212Sat, 25 May 2013 19:00:56 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2483621b54b4d14a49d23192e23352f9/tumblr_mlh6xexayB1s9uqouo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://oathovoblivion.tumblr.com/post/51328136843/permission-to-sit-on-my-face-granted" class="tumblr_blog">oathovoblivion</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Permission to sit on my face……. Granted.</p></blockquote>http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51337521552http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51337521552Sat, 25 May 2013 19:00:18 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5f0f2fea7b76cd7acff5436ade0f2940/tumblr_mn9zvuEfdD1qljjlmo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51336828103http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51336828103Sat, 25 May 2013 18:49:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/98ad63bd2614ba614cd34ce1a400f56b/tumblr_mmv6usMjTl1s647g6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51336778661http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51336778661Sat, 25 May 2013 18:48:41 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lotjtvisG41qbipv3o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51336761329http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51336761329Sat, 25 May 2013 18:48:25 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ab82928f10ca0d432f7bb90131f7c909/tumblr_mmowo8mc0H1rg3k7wo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51336722510http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51336722510Sat, 25 May 2013 18:47:48 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9698b8fda138023e0243925ad490a52d/tumblr_mm3moiBolH1qhhugoo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/59176643413d8b75ea70b4f9a65b335f/tumblr_mm3moiBolH1qhhugoo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a4a7cdc403f670d5c595c2d31522f98c/tumblr_mm3moiBolH1qhhugoo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/299549330467cf41882a45ce7de1f07e/tumblr_mm3moiBolH1qhhugoo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/09e97641e95fa8c8180a241bf12a0c9c/tumblr_mm3moiBolH1qhhugoo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8c6c58182c4b1311be8b668174a5c012/tumblr_mm3moiBolH1qhhugoo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51336711952http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51336711952Sat, 25 May 2013 18:47:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9lmv28Ksy1r3p7imo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51336692906http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51336692906Sat, 25 May 2013 18:47:21 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b18b75028ceb8ec0052f28c1bf708efa/tumblr_mlhfhqQAE41rirl65o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://viewsfromamommy.tumblr.com/post/51334130058/circumcision-removes-the-ridged-band-which">viewsfromamommy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Circumcision removes the Ridged Band, which contains highly receptive nerve endings called Meissner’s corpuscles. What is left behind are only deep pressure receptors and just 40% of the sensation experienced by an intact man, which is why circumcised men need to thrust harder to get pleasure from sexual intercourse. This “hammering” leads to a sore, dried out partner who is unable to experience sex fully due to their partners genital mutilation. </span><br/><br/><span>Which feeling would YOU like in your genitals? </span></p> <p><span>[<a href="http://www.thewholenetwork.org/14/post/2012/01/the-touch-test-can-you-feel-the-difference.html">LINK</a>]</span></p> </blockquote>http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51336686033http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51336686033Sat, 25 May 2013 18:47:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9e96dec3d83d542b3bb38db51001e91a/tumblr_mn803c9l5j1qbnazvo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b2b47a1d006818325343e9105973ee4b/tumblr_mn803c9l5j1qbnazvo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/92f2d01c13dc3020e8242a1e58bc9d17/tumblr_mn803c9l5j1qbnazvo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c802d7590999aada1822ca2ae5435119/tumblr_mn803c9l5j1qbnazvo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a3096f9088f5f0df8a940c0d16898f83/tumblr_mn803c9l5j1qbnazvo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cba908dd8ec5bc053a17f00e88e04002/tumblr_mn803c9l5j1qbnazvo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>“I think people are fascinated with breasts that bounce. They are so used to seeing [fake ones],<strong> My breasts have a life of their own</strong>…People are confused [that mine bounce].”</small></p> </blockquote>http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51336632998http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51336632998Sat, 25 May 2013 18:46:26 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcsb20nnXL1r4mfa6o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcsb20nnXL1r4mfa6o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51336540333http://candyinmuhvan.tumblr.com/post/51336540333Sat, 25 May 2013 18:45:00 -0400